Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69
10 years ago

kirstin
Changing the subject. TFTC.
knickel
That is the going rate these days.
megan
Classic Jeff.
mildred
Grandma-name girls are incredibly self-conscious of their names, you moron. Amateur move. If you’re trying to get laid by one of them, there’s a moratorium on any name-related conversations with girls named Mildred, Doris, Muriel, Ethel, and Roberts that are under the age of 55.
montana
Montana, you have the floor. Response?
peggy
#Sick #Burn
peyton
A supportive lover can supplant an unsupportive father.
samantha
Zero to one hunna reealll quick.
sierra
He wants to make Sierra mist.
He’s got a point.

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68

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  4. DexterMorgan

    Honored to have a submission in part 69, Jared. May the tinder gods reward you with eternal butt stuff and a better face.

    10 years ago at 8:23 am
  5. Antebellum_Fratting

    I’d throw “Agnes” and “Martha” into the old name moratorium. Although if her name is Martha you’re obligated to make a mouth full of wood joke.

    10 years ago at 8:25 am
  6. SlipperyPete

    Kendall seems like the type of girl that would have you day dreaming about suck starting a shotgun after about five minutes with her.

    10 years ago at 8:41 am
  8. Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

    Been here since you had (The DeVry Guy) attachment next to your name Jared. Keep doing God’s work.

    10 years ago at 9:18 am
    2. dingos_lil_5

      Jesus Christ, are you another “high school fratstar” if so, please show your way out.

      10 years ago at 8:06 am