Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69

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Well, I’ve made it this far – the 69th edition. The only milestone that truly matters. Let’s get after it.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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addie
He’s trying to rail Addie.
alma
Aggressive yet informative.
brittany
I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in the fact that Brittany did not stay matched with this insane man.
cara
Yeah, you’re gonna want to jump on this opportunity, my dude.
chloe
That’s pretty morbid.

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hannah
A+ pickup line game.
hannah2
#BUTTSTUFF2015
jessica
Smooth as silk.
kaitlyn
Well? Has it, Kaitlyn?
kendall
Kendall seems pretty down to “chill.”
  1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Isn’t talking with a dick in his mouth how Demosthenes overcame his speech impediment?

    10 years ago at 1:08 pm