Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69
Well, I’ve made it this far – the 69th edition. The only milestone that truly matters. Let’s get after it.
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
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Isn’t talking with a dick in his mouth how Demosthenes overcame his speech impediment?
10 years ago at 1:08 pmCongrats on this number milestone
10 years ago at 1:37 pm“Masterbate”
10 years ago at 2:22 pmYou like Huey Lewis and the News?
10 years ago at 2:56 pmIf elected in 2016, I’ll split the current 50 states into 69 states.
10 years ago at 7:35 pmWorthy of the 69th version of tinder pick up lines. Quality work as usual.
10 years ago at 8:07 pmWhy are you on tinder if comments on your tits offend you?
10 years ago at 11:10 pmHow about “Hello”
10 years ago at 3:53 pm