Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 72
9 years ago

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alyssa
YouTube and self-lube. RFM.
bridget
Bridget just missed out on a free box munching.
elsa
I think that line only worked because Elsa does not appear to speak English.
hannah
A little acronym change-up never hurt nobody.
harli
Ryan should probably move onto the next one.

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karlii
“Yeah, I had this bitch Karlii who said she’d suck my dick, but I was all “nah.””
kelsey
He’s a box munching freak of nature.
kum
He told me that Kum unmatched him after this line. Can’t imagine why.
laney
Pretty rude thing for him to say on Hannukah, but “I hope you die alone but I hope you fuck me first” might be one of the frattest Tinder messages you could ever receive.
matthew
Hot girls must get sick of that line; it gets used on them so much.
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      1. Oral Hershiser

        Judging by the “this” count on these two comments, you have a LOT of accounts. Please confirm by lapping me 12 times in a row.

        9 years ago at 9:25 am
  10. dingos_lil_5

    The beach one, you should have said, ” God might own the water, but my family owns this beach”

    9 years ago at 12:52 pm