Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 75
9 years ago

leah
:^(
tasha
WHAT A TWIST!
lianna
So yeah, you could say he likes anal.
sammi
“Yikes” got me. What a sad man.
shane
RUN, SHANE! RUN!
emily
L, is for the way you look at me…
kat
Abstinence is the only proven STD control method.
lilly
An apt description of many men’s bedroom prowess.

nathan

nathan2
Nathan knows romance.

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    1. GodHatesFigs

      Riveting take there, Denton. Now crawl back to the cesspool you came from.

      9 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

      Just type out “as fuck.” You’re clearly a junior in high school, or you’re just “that guy.” Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

      9 years ago at 9:34 am
    3. ZacLinMac

      If someone threw a grenade in a room with me and you in it I would push you on top of it then spit on your corpse.

      9 years ago at 6:45 pm
  4. Fratty McFratFrat

    If telling a girl you’re at a bowling alley wearing a Coca Cola tank in winter doesn’t work then the chick ain’t worth having.

    9 years ago at 9:43 am
  5. Frat Jack

    Jared, you can’t let them take butt stuff away. If you do, Steve Holt wins. Just let that sink in.

    9 years ago at 10:36 am
  6. CoconutHead.

    Why are all the comments so negative? You don’t want negative feelings in your life for up votes. Time to go do coke out Moze’s asshole and catch that weasel.

    9 years ago at 11:16 am