Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 75
10 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adam
Yikes… C’mon, man.
sarah
Jesus Christ. Heavy start this week…
michelle
Getting better… I guess…
emily1
You are doing yourself a disservice if you don’t hire this guy, Emily.
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Yes, her first name is rim job.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

kayla
A fine compromise.
khalisa
I have to disagree.
steve
BURN!
norma copy
“I don’t usually do this but…” TFM.
grace
Worked like a charm.
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    2. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

      Just type out “as fuck.” You’re clearly a junior in high school, or you’re just “that guy.” Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

      10 years ago at 9:34 am
    3. ZacLinMac

      If someone threw a grenade in a room with me and you in it I would push you on top of it then spit on your corpse.

      9 years ago at 6:45 pm
  4. Fratty McFratFrat

    If telling a girl you’re at a bowling alley wearing a Coca Cola tank in winter doesn’t work then the chick ain’t worth having.

    10 years ago at 9:43 am
  5. Frat Jack

    Jared, you can’t let them take butt stuff away. If you do, Steve Holt wins. Just let that sink in.

    10 years ago at 10:36 am
  6. CoconutHead.

    Why are all the comments so negative? You don’t want negative feelings in your life for up votes. Time to go do coke out Moze’s asshole and catch that weasel.

    10 years ago at 11:16 am