Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 77
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alex
Attraction from both sides right off the bat. That’s nice to see.
jenna
NEVER!!!!!!! #BUTTSTUFF2016
alaina
If she doesn’t say “contact your local authorities,” I think that makes her an accomplice.
caroline
That honestly sounds like a fitting compromise.
jingyi
Bitches love the nice, clean rap stylings of Will Smith.

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mickenzie
(It’s because he’s gonna jizz in there)
cassidy copy
That’s a pretty low weight ceiling, man. Expand your horizons.
kobie
Pull out just in time, call it a buzzer beater.
molly
How can you say no to that?
cassidy
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
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  2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    The parents who named their kid Anael should either be taken out and shot or given a trophy. Either one is fine.

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
    1. FratPoppa

      Pronounced “A Nail” would have still been terrible, but “Anna Yell”?? Fuck outta here.

      9 years ago at 1:30 pm
  3. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

    You’d be hard pressed to find a girl that fits all three normal frat criteria in anywhere but a college town. number 1: white ( or Asian if the fever kicks up) Number 2: unpeirced other than her ears ( your bull ring in your nose disgusts me as do you as a person.) Number 3: UNDYED HAIR. (You’re not artsy you’re not a “free spirit “, there are thousands of you cubby chicas sporting the blue streak because cosmology school “is the best fit”

    9 years ago at 8:15 am
    1. Snake300

      I think you mean cosmetology, unless you run into a lot of astrophysicists with weird dye jobs.

      9 years ago at 1:31 pm
    2. Snake300

      When the fetus starts giving you head.

      Wait. I think I’m mixing up my jokes.

      9 years ago at 1:48 pm
  6. Hoosier_SNU

    I loved the one where he called her out for not making a decision. That shit happens way too often.

    9 years ago at 8:36 am
  9. Fratty_Boh 24

    That miracle pick up was a shoot and score kinda line if youre in a hockey town

    9 years ago at 9:05 am
  10. Frat_Nasty3

    Two FGL references of the same song in one week? I assumed TFM writers were more Luke Bryan kind of guys.

    9 years ago at 9:36 am