Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 77

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alex
Attraction from both sides right off the bat. That’s nice to see.
jenna
NEVER!!!!!!! #BUTTSTUFF2016
alaina
If she doesn’t say “contact your local authorities,” I think that makes her an accomplice.
caroline
That honestly sounds like a fitting compromise.
jingyi
Bitches love the nice, clean rap stylings of Will Smith.

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mickenzie
(It’s because he’s gonna jizz in there)
cassidy copy
That’s a pretty low weight ceiling, man. Expand your horizons.
kobie
Pull out just in time, call it a buzzer beater.
molly
How can you say no to that?
cassidy
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?