Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 81
9 years ago

hayden
C’mon now, Hayden. Have a little confidence. That was way too up front, my man.
jodi
That doesn’t even come close to rhyming. You people are disgraces to poetry.
julia
Julia coming in hot two calendar years later. #BUTTSTUFF2016
kavita
These math nerds were made for each other.
lucas
#GIRAFFESTUFF2016
mary
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meg
That’s some backwards thinking there, Meg. It’s 2016, for crying out loud.
melody
Everybody loves Guy Fieri.
rumer
Because if girls love one thing, it’s being told that there are rumors about their promiscuity circulating.
ryan
I mean… Kinda?

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      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Somebody get Randy Marsh on the phone and have him explain that equation for relative size

        9 years ago at 2:01 pm
  6. EQK

    DeVry, you are doing the Lord’s work every time you post a “get this on TFM and we’ll bang deal” tinder interaction.

    9 years ago at 8:39 am
  7. YachtsNThots

    If I’ve learned anything, it’s women always respond to “buttstuff”

    9 years ago at 8:41 am
  9. ijustcameheretofrat

    Athena goddess of wisdom born out of Zeus’ noggin. Come on man google exists.

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm