Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 83
9 years ago

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thyesia
Is it actually big, or does it just look that way when compared to his 5’6″ frame?
raisa
I find that hard to believe.
nhi
Her name doubles as a sex noise. That will come in handy during all the sex this line almost assuredly got him.
machiko
That’s a pretty clever double entendre. So clever, in fact, that I feel like he has no idea that it is even a double entendre.
lily
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lauren
Oh, so that’s where you draw the line?
kerry
I’m sure it applied.
julia
SHARK BAIT, BOOB HAHA.
graham
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emma
That’s actually pretty impressive if you think about it.
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  3. Jameson Von Budweiser

    If that dude knew anything about Marie Antoinette he would not want that kinda head

    9 years ago at 8:10 am
      1. theebigd

        Well I believe you need to identify as a local colony to get things started.

        9 years ago at 9:29 am
  11. Broties n Boatshoes

    Have you guy surpassed Now That’s What I Call Music’s count yet? Its gotta be close at 83…

    9 years ago at 7:02 pm