Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 83
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Looks like Alexis is our winner this week
9 years ago at 8:09 amIf that dude knew anything about Marie Antoinette he would not want that kinda head
9 years ago at 8:10 amStepDadStuff#2016
9 years ago at 8:11 amPlease sell me whatever drugs you were on when you typed this.
9 years ago at 8:26 amI think it’s just a constant thing with him
9 years ago at 10:39 am“We are the knights who say nhi” Month Python.
9 years ago at 8:27 am“You must bring us…a SHRUBBERY!”
9 years ago at 12:39 pmShe better not have any shrubbery
9 years ago at 7:19 pmExceptional Work Jared this week is a cut above the rest
9 years ago at 8:41 amOnly thing you need to say on tinder “I’m a frat. Send nudes”
9 years ago at 8:49 amOnly thing you need to do is delete your TFM account.
9 years ago at 8:55 amHow does one become a frat?
9 years ago at 8:56 amWell I believe you need to identify as a local colony to get things started.
9 years ago at 9:29 amIn a sense, it’s like injecting 1 marajuana’s.
9 years ago at 5:08 pmThe cake comment was actually pretty good
9 years ago at 9:59 amGo Hoosiers, fuck snu
9 years ago at 2:01 pm10-1 says you drive a shitty geo metro.
9 years ago at 5:07 pmWas that an old school Blink 182 reference?
9 years ago at 11:13 amThe state looks down on sodomy.
9 years ago at 11:13 amNo.
9 years ago at 11:19 amSketchy names lead to endless possibilities.
9 years ago at 12:11 pmHave you guy surpassed Now That’s What I Call Music’s count yet? Its gotta be close at 83…
9 years ago at 7:02 pm