Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 85
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alyssa
She had to see this one coming.
amanda
It’s not a no, so, by the transitive property…
andrew
Shaking it up this early isn’t going to do anything, lady.
brandi
This is about as political as Tinder gets.
brianna
We’ve all been there, brother.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

calla
C for creativity.
carly
#BUTTSTUFF2016
hannah
How the fuck do some of these lines work?
heather
I actually was thinking the same thing.
helen
It works as a double entendre because Helen’s butt is technically attached to her back.
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  3. Gentleman in Bauers

    I can’t take a woman seriously when she has the same name as my dog.

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
  4. Frashton_Kutcher

    Hannah’s father probably wasn’t around much when she was younger.

    9 years ago at 8:31 am
  6. Peter Griffin

    I just took a look back at week 1 of these and the improvements we’ve made in the tinder field is absolutely astounding. Keep up the good work

    9 years ago at 8:48 am
  7. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Just when I thought this site wasn’t good for anything, I read this and learn that sour Skittles makes your ass sting. Thanks, Jared! PS: Eat shit.

    9 years ago at 10:28 am