Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 85
9 years ago

jackson
Technically, yes — maybe.
libby
A little overboard with the #NAMEGAGS2016, champ.
liliana
SERIOUSLY HOW DO THESE WORK.
Jesus, man…
noah
She must just not be pretty.
olivia
I love making dreams come true.
rachel
What a stand-up guy.
raquel
Solid use of the .gif feature.
regenia
I have a feeling that line is going to get him any Regenia.
stacey
Pro tip: every Stacey gets this message all day, every day. Stop sending it.

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  3. Gentleman in Bauers

    I can’t take a woman seriously when she has the same name as my dog.

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
  4. Frashton_Kutcher

    Hannah’s father probably wasn’t around much when she was younger.

    9 years ago at 8:31 am
  6. Peter Griffin

    I just took a look back at week 1 of these and the improvements we’ve made in the tinder field is absolutely astounding. Keep up the good work

    9 years ago at 8:48 am
  7. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Just when I thought this site wasn’t good for anything, I read this and learn that sour Skittles makes your ass sting. Thanks, Jared! PS: Eat shit.

    9 years ago at 10:28 am