Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 87

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alana
Let’s find out.
aspen
Benevolence at its finest. #NAMEGAGS2016
chrissy
Chrissy is not picking up what he’s putting down.
emily
Post-coital Tinder interactions in a nutshell.
erin
Great line. Girls love thinking about their dads jacking it.
greg
Still a better pickup line than that polar bear ice breaking shit.
jaime
Strong assumption.
jessi
Who is? Nobody I want to be associated with, that’s for sure.
katie
COMIN’ IN HOT!!!
kelsie
Amazing delivery.
    1. Peter Griffin

      The closers are usually pretty good, but I don’t really think the fast food one should have made the list.

      9 years ago at 11:46 am
  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Screaming cunt punches was actually Mumford and sons name before they signed to a label. Just paying homage

    9 years ago at 9:55 am