Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 87
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Really just impressed by the obscure mid-90’s Olympics reference
9 years ago at 8:25 amOksana is as cold as the ice she skates on
9 years ago at 11:17 amI’ve been thinking about that line for a good hour now. Amazing
9 years ago at 1:23 pmYou need a hobby or something
9 years ago at 5:32 pmThe Addy hit you mid-read too, huh?
9 years ago at 11:31 amDid the rickroll ever truly leave?
9 years ago at 8:27 amGold shower line was golden
9 years ago at 8:40 amBecause that is the color of pee
9 years ago at 8:40 amIn case none of you knew, Archer is on tonight.
9 years ago at 8:52 amHahahaha. Well played. You’re like a regular Ruth Buzzi.
9 years ago at 8:58 amScreaming Cunt Punches. TFM
9 years ago at 9:02 amTheir music really hits deep.
9 years ago at 9:22 amHits deep in the cunt
9 years ago at 9:45 amTerrible. Take a lap
9 years ago at 10:21 amNice picture, would you care to delete it and never come back?
9 years ago at 2:07 pmThe reference wasn’t lost on everyone, Dennis.
9 years ago at 4:12 pmNo we get that it’s a reference to the charity basketball
9 years ago at 10:15 pmepisode
9 years ago at 10:15 pmGlad you caught that.
9 years ago at 10:22 amCunt Punts. TrebeccamartinezM
#neverforget
9 years ago at 11:08 amDefinitely should’ve closed with the rickroll, that was gold.
9 years ago at 9:37 amThe closers are usually pretty good, but I don’t really think the fast food one should have made the list.
9 years ago at 11:46 amScreaming cunt punches was actually Mumford and sons name before they signed to a label. Just paying homage
9 years ago at 9:55 amThat Haiti line was fantastic.
9 years ago at 10:01 amIt left me shaking with laughter
9 years ago at 11:41 amWhat kind of name is Therealslim?
9 years ago at 10:30 amA Muslim version of Theresa? I’m spitballin on that one though.
9 years ago at 10:48 amThe vegetable line was savage but effective
9 years ago at 10:49 am