Let’s find out.Benevolence at its finest. #NAMEGAGS2016Chrissy is not picking up what he’s putting down.Post-coital Tinder interactions in a nutshell.Great line. Girls love thinking about their dads jacking it.Still a better pickup line than that polar bear ice breaking shit.Strong assumption.Who is? Nobody I want to be associated with, that’s for sure.COMIN’ IN HOT!!!Amazing delivery.
One of my buddies Tinder encounters with a Middle Eastern girl.
Friend- Hey girl are you embarrassed your uncles blew up the world trade center?
Girl- (Flirting) That’s not niceeeee sill that wasn’t us? How aree uuu?? 🙂 (Or something gay like that)
Friend- Was it weird with you father sneaking into your room to bang you every night.
Girl- Actually I was molested by my brother when I was younger.
Friend- Your brother has shitty taste in women.
Nine fingers begs the question, which finger do you leave out? Surely not a thumb.
9 years ago at 11:06 amone in the pink nine in the stink
9 years ago at 5:31 pmOne of my buddies Tinder encounters with a Middle Eastern girl.
Friend- Hey girl are you embarrassed your uncles blew up the world trade center?
Girl- (Flirting) That’s not niceeeee sill that wasn’t us? How aree uuu?? 🙂 (Or something gay like that)
Friend- Was it weird with you father sneaking into your room to bang you every night.
Girl- Actually I was molested by my brother when I was younger.
Friend- Your brother has shitty taste in women.
Fuckin savage.
9 years ago at 1:19 pmHell of a story
9 years ago at 2:16 pmYou must be the coolest kid in your highschool.
9 years ago at 2:36 pmNo response Erin? Come on Dads jerking off is funny stuff. Ivanka would totally have responded to that. I jerk off before every debate.
9 years ago at 11:57 am