Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 97

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

sally
Sally’s such a glory hunter.
alex
Dude knows his consent.
ali
This is actually a good plan.
ally
#BUTTSTUFF2016
amy
Yeah Amy, you bitch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

caitlyn
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
chris
He has a point.
dominque
I guess that’s a yes.
dylan
Legitimate question.
katy
YEAH KATY!
  1. TheEmperor

    The “Tyona” one has to go down in the Ridiculous Tinder Pick Up Lines Hall of Fame – first ballet. Instant classic.

    8 years ago at 8:14 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      First “ballet”, huh? Spelling is a real struggle for you, isn’t it?

      8 years ago at 8:59 am
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Oh, I thought that was part of the title he was suggesting: “Ridiculous Tinder Pick Up Lines Hall of Fame – First Ballet.” A reference to the symbolic dance of romance and womanizing. That for inaugural title, first ballot.

        8 years ago at 9:50 am
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Since the TFM Movie is so bad they can’t even release it, they should try choreographing the TFM Ballet.

        8 years ago at 10:09 am
    2. LydiaMorrison

      My neighbor’s half-sister got paid 18880 dollar last month. she been working on the internet and moved in a 388900 dollar home. All she did was get blessed and apply the instructions uncovered on this website.. browse this site…. Go Here… http://WWW.NewsShopper.TK

      8 years ago at 2:54 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Kinda rhymes but isn’t Dr. Seuss-y

      Unda da sea, they be feelin’ on me.
      Working those lines I got laterally
      Yeah, this amplulea of Lorenzini,
      gonna help me tinder-ize bitches most definitely.

      Get some ladies on deck, now it’s time to run
      Ladies worried like they gonna have my son
      “Butt” in dey oven I ain’t gonna put no bun
      This piece can only hit “a-hole” in one.

      I don’t go where they smell like an old fish market,
      Gotta let em know where I’m gonna park it
      Get some good lube, now i’m gonna “dark” it.
      #ButtStuff2016, that’s how I shark it.

      8 years ago at 12:03 pm
      1. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

        Dude where have you been? I feel like I haven’t seen you since like August.

        8 years ago at 10:58 pm
      1. Fratty_Roosevelt

        After all, in the Middle East feet are really the only part of a woman they don’t leave to the imagination.

        8 years ago at 10:09 am
  2. thefakealycia

    #DrSeussStuff2k16 needs to be a thing,
    For those who love some great fucking!
    I see some guys laying pipe
    It really should be all the hype!
    For all the girls who hop on cock,
    And all the boys who blow in socks,
    Panties wet like the Mississippi
    I’ll be screaming “stick it in me!”
    Munching muff, banging rough,
    Yes, Dr. Seuss stuff is a must…
    Even for us who love butt stuff!

    Tits or GTFO, I know,
    Snapchat is linked in my bio

    8 years ago at 9:52 am