Rob Gronkowski Insinuates The Denver Broncos Blow Dudes
Jokes. You want ’em. Rob Gronkowski has ’em.
Heard their whole team is good at giving low blows 😜🏈 https://t.co/nDOsOwkvki
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) January 19, 2016
Do you get it, guys? Low blows. Blows that are low. What’s low to blow? Dick. Dick is low or gets blow? Uh…The Denver Broncos blow dick. Nailed it.
You just know Gronk is high fiving himself in the mirror and in tears laughing at his own tweet — an hour after the fact..
Wow this is really important news.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmOh wow I didn’t know we were still sucking Gronk’s dick. My bad TFM. I’ll remember next time.
10 years ago at 6:50 pmDan I didn’t think you had it in you
10 years ago at 6:41 pmDan has a burning desire to write about dudes blowing dudes.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmIt’s a fucking disgrace.
10 years ago at 8:29 pmwhat the fuck made you think that this was funny enough to write an article about.
10 years ago at 6:41 pmI wouldn’t call 100 words an article
10 years ago at 6:44 pmHe was surprisingly grammatically sound.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmsurprisingly this comment was funny enough to justify this shitty article
10 years ago at 8:22 pmHow long did you spend writing this?
10 years ago at 6:43 pmThe time it took me to walk out of the office and into my car.
10 years ago at 6:50 pmTomorrow park farther from the door.
10 years ago at 6:55 pmAt least dan’s an honest man
10 years ago at 7:06 pmI bet Dan drives a Prius
10 years ago at 7:53 pmThe copy-paste to original content ratio is SteveHoltesque.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmHey Dan, did Steve ghost write this for you?
10 years ago at 6:48 pmJust like you guys and Bilzarian
10 years ago at 6:51 pmTight End. NF
10 years ago at 6:53 pmGronk. TFTC.
10 years ago at 7:08 pmI thought we covered this two weeks ago. The only football players who are TFM are quarterbacks and placekickers. All others are NF. That’s the rule.
10 years ago at 7:11 pmJohn Lynch. FaF
10 years ago at 7:42 pmNope, sorry, safeties are NF. I might consider a free safety, but a strong safety? NF.
10 years ago at 7:47 pmIf you’re saying inside linebacker and defensive end aren’t frat, your fucking high. They literally are on the field just to fuck shit up
10 years ago at 9:32 pmLinebackers and defensive linemen are NF (sorry, JJ Watt). We have to have standards. If we start letting these people in, next thing you know we’ll be letting in centers, punters, and ball boys. And, no, Red Lightening is not frat.
10 years ago at 3:56 am*Lightning. But a ball boy by any other name would smell as shit.
10 years ago at 8:18 amInaccurate. Long snappers are FAF.
10 years ago at 8:45 amLong snappers. TSM. Check your anatomy textbook.
10 years ago at 8:59 amLOL. Great pun. Credit where it’s due.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmWhatever they’re paying you it’s entirely too much
10 years ago at 6:56 pmThey don’t pay him anything. They just let him sniff HotPiece’s chair every night after she leaves.
10 years ago at 7:29 pmSounds like more of a punishment than a reward, especially after Paige. Then again what do I know about Dan’s preferences? They are certainly more mysterious than old Dorno that sicko.
10 years ago at 10:04 pmI would love to know Rob’s IQ score
10 years ago at 7:25 pmI would also love to know Dan’s IQ score
10 years ago at 7:25 pmThey’re relatively similar
10 years ago at 11:25 pm