“So babe, this is my dorm room, but I call it the ‘PlayStation’ of course! If you let me Pikachu, I might Blastoise all over your X-box, if you know what I mean!? Oh, and I have some Boone’s Farm if you wanna get Super Smashed, bro! Lol! So, what do you say? Wanna get it on like Donkey Kong with a college athlete!? Goodbye mom and dad’s basement, Halo college!”
Maybe if they give their ‘e-sports’ team scholarships they’ll be able to force the fatties into some strength & conditioning
11 years ago at 1:55 pmIntern, you’re a gigantic waste of air.
11 years ago at 1:57 pmIt’s Robert Morris. Not Dartmouth.
11 years ago at 2:01 pmI mean USC. Shit.
11 years ago at 2:02 pmWhatever you get the point.
No I don’t get the point.
11 years ago at 9:26 pmBetter than giving scholarships to women’s soccer
11 years ago at 2:17 pmCan’t wait to hear to the espn headlines of recruitment violations.
11 years ago at 2:35 pm“So babe, this is my dorm room, but I call it the ‘PlayStation’ of course! If you let me Pikachu, I might Blastoise all over your X-box, if you know what I mean!? Oh, and I have some Boone’s Farm if you wanna get Super Smashed, bro! Lol! So, what do you say? Wanna get it on like Donkey Kong with a college athlete!? Goodbye mom and dad’s basement, Halo college!”
11 years ago at 3:02 pmNERRRRRRDS
11 years ago at 3:14 pmCan you spell geed
11 years ago at 7:28 pmG-E-E-….no. I just came
11 years ago at 2:07 amHaven’t seen that many bitch tits in one place since SFPL’s family reunion.
11 years ago at 9:18 pm