Roger Goodell’s Childhood Babysitter Also Thought He Was A Huge Piece Of Shit
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has worse public approval ratings than Obama with the children in Aleppo, but has he always been the subject of disdain from his peers? According to his childhood babysitter, yes.
Janet Durby, a perfect ’60s babysitter name, admitted this much to her local newspaper in Massachusetts this week, saying ole Rog was a rotten little piece of shit as a child, in coded old people speak.
From the MetroWest Daily News:
When I was in high school I frequently babysat for the U.S. Congressman next door who had five little boys. The toddler of particular interest to New England Patriots fans was Roger Goodell. Yes, that Roger Goodell. He was a sour child, rarely laughing or running around like his brothers. If I had only been prescient I would have taught him that it is a sign of weakness to be overly concerned with personal power.
Oh, baby. Even as a child, Goodell had no interest in fun and games. It was all about building his childhood brand, a brand that would one day grow into the second worst personal brand of all-time — barely in front of Pol Pot and just trailing Darren Rovell.
Goodell can’t publicly respond to this accusation, or else Janet will tell his mom he was being bad and he will get a stern talking to and a whipping. Nobody likes a tattle tale, but in this case, I’m on team Janet no matter what..
[via MetroWest Daily News]
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