Ron Burgundy finding humor in Veronica Corningstone's dream of becoming a network anchor. TFM.

So last night at the castle 2 girls approach me as i was about to rip a bowl by the ficus in the courtyard and 1 of em goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to take a snapper right to the dome, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fucking night. TFM