Ronald Reagan Is Running Around Alabama Wearing Nothing But A Sock Over His Junk

Bogey Wells10 years ago

Reagan isn’t a forgotten president. Hell, we have an entire clothing collection dedicated to him. A few people in Vestavia Hills, A.L. would like to forget his face, however, after a creep wearing nothing but a Ronald Reagan mask and a sock on his dick was caught on camera peering through their windows.

From AL.com:

The man, who was naked except for what appeared to be a Ronald Reagan rubber mask covering his head and a sock covering his private parts, ran off when Jersey Belle’s Danielle Yancey and her husband spotted him. The ordeal, however, was caught on their home security video and later posted to Facebook as a warning to neighbors and others.

“I know a lot of people are laughing about it and, honestly, I got a chuckle from it later, but at the same time, it’s very concerning,” Danielle Yancey said. “I don’t know what he was planning on doing.”

The mask adds a strange sense of creepiness to an already incredibly invasive crime. Here you are, watching Bama beating the soul out of Connor Cook and crew, and out of nowhere a dead president is glaring through your windows. A dead president with no clothing except for a sock dangling from his pecker.

I, personally, would’ve been freaked the fuck out. I’m not one to easily deal with some sick fuck loitering around my abode. The homeowners were strangely chill about the entire situation, though.

She said multiple theories have been discussed, including that it was a dare, a lost bet, or teenage New Year’s Eve party gone out of control. “He could have been messed up on drugs or alcohol, and in that mindset you don’t what he would do to someone else,” Yancey said.

Fuck that. Bet or not, alcohol or not, that’s some shit you just don’t do. No way..

[via AL.com]