Sex Workers Reveal The Hilarious And Disgusting Things Clients Have Asked Them To Do

SteveHolt9 years ago

There’s no shame in hiring a sex worker or paying a cam girl to help get you off. It’s a necessary evil for those of us that have been described as “grotesque, odorous” men with “gorilla-like” features. But just because a sex worker seems interested in you, that doesn’t mean she isn’t journaling every vile move you make for a slam-dunk Reddit thread later.

Here are some examples of that exact thing happening, via Reddit. Be forewarned, some of this stuff could turn you off of sex forever. Speaking of which, can you imagine how productive society would be if sex wasn’t enjoyable? Crazy, crazy stuff.

I was a strip club dj for a bit… Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him… This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said “this is a man’s urine” Left, and never came back while I worked there.

That dude knows his piss.

Former Pro-Domme here. Client wanted me to scald him in a tub until he passed out, revive and repeat for several hours. I said hell no.

So I guess CPR certification is a must for this job.

had a very muscular guy come in who would shower, then once he was clean, would flex and want me to sink my teeth into his muscles and gnaw gently.

The Rock in a few years.

Used to work as a stripper a few years ago. Hands down, the weirdest thing was when a guy in the VIP section bought a few dances and then asked me to step on his dick in my 7 inch stripper heels.
At first I was being careful, but then after he assured me that there was no way I could hurt him, I went to town. I even threw in a few combos where I’d step on it and twirl. It was actually pretty fun. Afterwards, he bought my thong for like $50.

This dude is either a future serial killer or he already is one.

I had a friend who was a phone sex operator. She’s from South Carolina and has a strong southern accent. One of her callers was a black guy who wanted to be showered with racial slurs while he got off. She could only think of a few of the most obvious ones, so he had to help her along. “Call me spearchucker!”, “Call me porch monkey!” and so on

Well… Okay then…

Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit, but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times, but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression.

He just doesn’t want kids.

Former male escort here –
Had a larger, 50ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time. It was really really weird and kind of sad.
Lasted for about 20 minutes. When we were done, she offered to jerk me off but I told she could do so if she wanted to. She said no, so I got dressed and went on my way.

I’m quitting the business after this one.

I had a friend who’s girlfriend worked as a sex worker. I remember them telling me that one guy would continuously ask for her to castrate him. I don’t think she ever did.

Weird request.

Camgirl here, I hope that counts!
I have a guy that comes in every few months and wants to have a pretend “gunfight” with me. Like, we face off, draw our “weapons”, and “shoot” each other. He is super specific with the wording he wants me to use, and it’s such an easy show.

It’s all fun and games until one day he pulls out a real gun and ends his life.

I was a cam girl for about six months in college. My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general “honey do” lists for things he had to do around the house. He was a young guy, maybe 25, and actually really attractive. British. He claimed he was lonely after his fiancée moved to Belgium for a year for school, and now they were on a break. These were all the things she used to ask him to do, and now she was too busy. So every week, I’d have a private show with him, and we’d drink coffee and go over that week’s list, and I’d wish him luck at work that day.

This is actually pretty sad. I feel for him.

A former prostitute once told me that a guy had seven girls in a room facing the wall while he jerked off.

Why does he need to pay for 7?

Escort here, an Asian man asked me to lift my skirt so that my thigh was exposed and asked to take off my shirt, ok normal so far I thought. Then he pulled off his pants and I was like yea it’s get down time. He then proceeded to lick and kiss my right armpit and rub himself on my thigh. It took every bit of power to not burst out laughing. He came about 4 minutes later and asked me how I was doing then asked me to leave. It was easily the most fun I’ve had on the job

I laughed more than I should have at this one.

I’m a little late to the party, but I’m a current online sex worker/cam girl. I have been asked a lot of weird things during my time doing this, but I suppose the weirdest one coming to mind was being casually asked to shit on the floor during an otherwise vanilla sexting session. He said “you can even do it on the tile for easier clean up” as if he was throwing me a bone haha.

At least he wasn’t wanting to shit on your chest.

One guy paid for a private show and asked me to take my laptop to the bathroom and completely submerge myself in water for as long as I could. I was under for maybe 45 seconds and when I came up he had left the room. I still wonder what he got out of that.

Can you imagine this guy just being like, “can’t believe she’s drowning herself right now. Idiot.”

A guy asked me to not take bath for two days (other than clean my lady parts of course) and let him lick my armpit and fuck me for three hours. Guy wasn’t ugly enough to outright reject his crazy request and he also offered $2500 so I agreed.

I’d do that for $2500 too.

My wife is a cam girl. Some dude wanted her to do her makeup just like another girl (of whom he provided a picture) and for me to slam a pie into her face.

I need a relationship like this.

A couple of times I had a young married couple who got me to jerk the man off inside the woman. As in, the guy would put his dick in the girl’s pussy, then I would slide my hand into her pussy around his dick, so I was sort of jerking him off and fisting her at the same time. That’s literally all they wanted (in a few different positions).
The guy actually had quite a large dick, just she had a very very loose pussy (the man could get both his hands inside her pussy at once).

Jesus….

Not a sex worker but my ex coworker at black eyed pea was. She said guys would pay her to go down on them while they called their wives and had long conversations. The wives apparently didn’t know.

Sounds like your typical Black-eyed Pea worker.

Guy requested that I crack eggs over my vagina “so he could watch them slide down my labia” — exact quote

What better way to start your day than two eggs over easy?

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