Zack Morris having a new slam every episode, but always having Kelly Kapowski on the side. TFM.

  1. Gabe Utseks

    Having my male secretary there for me each morning. Waiting with a cup of coffee and a dripping black dildo.

    13 years ago at 9:19 pm
    1. Gabe Utseks

      And there’s nothing fratty about PIKE dumb fuck. Billionaire or the laughing stock of the Greek world.

      13 years ago at 9:07 pm
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    I would have fucked the shit out of Kelly Kapowski. The series would have been ruined, “where’s Zach been for the last week?” “Him and Kelly have been in his bedroom for days, she comes out and cooks and goes back in.”

    13 years ago at 12:13 am