My brother and I get birthday cards every year from our representative.

  1. Steve Pre

    Interns write these letters and someone else in the office who can match your Rep’s handwriting signs them

    13 years ago at 10:29 am
    1. John Quincy Fratams

      The representative is an extremely personal friend of his. He probably helped him shed some unwanted poundage before beach season.

      13 years ago at 10:38 am
    2. Steve Pre

      Then he should have a hand written letter if they’re such personal friends. Putting something on TFM that anyone can get from their Rep isn’t fratty at all.

      13 years ago at 10:44 am
    3. Fatherlikeson

      John Quincy- I found your comment funny. Unfortunately, the majority of this website completely blows past quotes.

      13 years ago at 11:32 am
    1. FairfieldCountyCT

      roastroastroast. but really this deserves to be on fail friday not only because of this but also for Christopher, i feel bad for the kid.

      13 years ago at 12:46 pm
  2. FratMaximusBrodius

    This is the worst attempt at a TFM I have ever seen.

    #1 – It’s a local Rep.
    #2 – He is a liberal
    #3 – It wasn’t hand-written
    #4 – Go take a long walk off a short cliff

    13 years ago at 12:05 pm
    1. JustusUnlimited

      Yeah Andy Harris is TFM as shit. Despite the kinda-sorta resemblance to Bill Gates, he’s a stand-up guy. Definitely have had the pleasure of his company man times.

      13 years ago at 1:27 pm
  3. okusa

    all these years i didn’t even know i was pulling a tfm when i waved to the state senator across the street when we got our mail every afternoon

    13 years ago at 5:09 pm
    1. FrattinWithClass

      Wow, a state senator — that’s a tough one to get. Ever watch The Office?

      13 years ago at 6:45 am
    2. ladybird1902

      “We just want to see how many Senators and members of Congress want to attend before we can open it up to regular people”

      13 years ago at 11:17 am