1. StoryTeller

    So your father, was it the way you heard him yell at your mom when she questioned him about cheating on her or is it because he never came to your dance recitals?

    Either way, I thank him.

    8 years ago at 9:42 am
  2. FrocketPowerr

    The way the sun hits your skin really makes me want to pile drive my fuck piston deep into your poop chute.

    8 years ago at 10:24 am
  3. TommyGavin

    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

    8 years ago at 5:51 pm