National Championship Winning QB Jake Coker Brings Gun To Knife Fight In SEC Girlfriend War
Quick rundown of what Jake Coker is up against first:
1) UGA LB Jake Ganus’ girlfriend
2) UT WR Josh Harris’ girlfriend
3) USC K Elliot Fry’s girlfriend
What do all of these guys have in common? They are not a national championship winning quarterback. When you’re a national championship winning quarterback, then you have a national championship winning girlfriend. Jake can say that he has both now.
His girlfriend, Sarah Jeffries, is an absolute babe. She has the innocent girl look about her so you know she’s a keeper. In addition to all of her attractive qualities, she becomes the third member of Kappa Delta to enter this SEC war. Needless to say, KD’s stock is through the roof right now.
Check her out.
I’d like to bend her Tri Delt friend over a barrel and show her the fifty states.
10 years ago at 11:04 amWhy?
10 years ago at 11:06 amHe wants to bang. Let the man do his thing.
10 years ago at 11:08 amSounds a lot lyke wut jake coker did to clumpsan monday night
10 years ago at 11:12 am^ bro what?
10 years ago at 11:19 amFUCK YOU
10 years ago at 11:25 amCool down the guns, shooter
10 years ago at 11:28 amI feel like President Hazed was a little more aggressive than I was…
10 years ago at 11:56 amWhy don’t you shove your entire body up your ass and then fuck yourself from the inside out.
10 years ago at 11:39 amI gotta go with Josh Harris’ girlfriend. The others aren’t even close. Hot blonde with an ass I’d like to bury my face in every night? Yes please.
10 years ago at 11:09 amTan lines. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:19 amHer mom isn’t bad either. Jake’s future looks secure.
10 years ago at 11:27 amDanny regs or boosh, someone please beat steve holt to the punch and write an article on Cromartie’s vasectomy twins. Dont let him fuck this up
10 years ago at 11:27 amI bet her butthole tastes like Skittles…
10 years ago at 11:29 amIdk if I’d call that a gun to a knife fight…
10 years ago at 11:29 amThat there, is pure click bait at its finest. More like – “Coker Brings Own Knife to Fight With Other Knives…Could Very Well Lose”
10 years ago at 11:47 amI’d just say they all brought a couple of cannons
10 years ago at 1:42 pmI give you the almightiest of fives. Well done sir.
10 years ago at 12:06 amI’d call it bringing a bomb to a gun fight.
10 years ago at 11:49 amthat bitch is a grenade. coker is doing us a real solid by falling on it
10 years ago at 2:16 pmPeople sacrifice their lives doing that. Your comment was not humorous and you should leave.
10 years ago at 5:13 pmpretty good for a college senior with that acne though
10 years ago at 6:13 pmHey buddy go fuck yourself
10 years ago at 7:16 pmJake Coker looks like he’s still going through puberty
10 years ago at 11:30 amSEC women flock towards any starting QB. Wont be surprised if the alien from American Dad taking snaps for UT has a solid dime piece too.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmWhat a goober. I bet they “took a break” when he got benched in the beginning of the season…
10 years ago at 11:32 amIf they’re happy, I’m happy. Gun to a knife fight though? She’s a seven or eight in my lowly opinion.
10 years ago at 11:35 am