The New Miss America Is A Current Arkansas Kappa Kappa Gamma

Shoutout to Savvy Shields, a 21-year-old art major (sup, haters) and Kappa Kappa Gamma sister at the University of Arkansas for winning the 2017 Miss America title.

What a week for the Razorbacks. This talented little lady out of Fayetteville took home the crown on Sunday in Atlantic City. Wait. They’re subjecting the women that are supposed to be the cream of the crop of this country in the post nuclear fallout penny slot purgatory that is Atlantic City? Jesus. Step it it up, pageant organizers. Instead of surrounding them with middle-aged divorcees carrying around colostomy bags in bootleg Vegas, put the event literally anywhere else. Atlantic City makes Detroit and Cleveland look charming by comparison.

How about this tweet from Savvy’s high school ex?

It’s all good, player. Just chalk it up as another notch on the ol’ belt. You got to do hand stuff with a future Miss America. Not saying you SHOULD put that on your résumé for future employment, but it might not hurt.

  1. Colonel Reb forever

    Lovely, yet I could see her ending up on one of those “reality” housewife shows. Call it a hunch.

    8 years ago at 9:40 am
    1. ChiODarling

      not really-that might just be the 5 cm layer of makeup that gives off that impression

      8 years ago at 10:26 am
      1. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

        Who the hell uses centimeters? Except when telling a girl your dick size and then conveniently forgetting to tell her you used the metric system

        8 years ago at 11:19 am
  2. justcallmethekid88

    That name really sets her up well for the inevitable adult film career change

    8 years ago at 3:52 pm