The New Miss America Is A Current Arkansas Kappa Kappa Gamma
Shoutout to Savvy Shields, a 21-year-old art major (sup, haters) and Kappa Kappa Gamma sister at the University of Arkansas for winning the 2017 Miss America title.
What a week for the Razorbacks. This talented little lady out of Fayetteville took home the crown on Sunday in Atlantic City. Wait. They’re subjecting the women that are supposed to be the cream of the crop of this country in the post nuclear fallout penny slot purgatory that is Atlantic City? Jesus. Step it it up, pageant organizers. Instead of surrounding them with middle-aged divorcees carrying around colostomy bags in bootleg Vegas, put the event literally anywhere else. Atlantic City makes Detroit and Cleveland look charming by comparison.
How about this tweet from Savvy’s high school ex?
It’s all good, player. Just chalk it up as another notch on the ol’ belt. You got to do hand stuff with a future Miss America. Not saying you SHOULD put that on your résumé for future employment, but it might not hurt..
Would definitely stain her sash after about 28.43 seconds
8 years ago at 9:18 amThat Philips dude’s Twitter game is on point
8 years ago at 9:20 amLovely, yet I could see her ending up on one of those “reality” housewife shows. Call it a hunch.
8 years ago at 9:40 amShe has an old face. Will look 60 and 35.
8 years ago at 10:05 amnot really-that might just be the 5 cm layer of makeup that gives off that impression
8 years ago at 10:26 amWho the hell uses centimeters? Except when telling a girl your dick size and then conveniently forgetting to tell her you used the metric system
8 years ago at 11:19 amIs it me or does the 10lbs of make up make her look way older?
8 years ago at 10:34 amNot going to lie Miss America was much better when Trump was involved
8 years ago at 10:55 amI’d bet she has the savvy to work the balls and shaft at the same time
8 years ago at 10:58 amShe has the face of an old lady. Would still smash.
8 years ago at 11:14 amGod damnit. It was already said.
8 years ago at 11:15 amThat name really sets her up well for the inevitable adult film career change
8 years ago at 3:52 pm