Science Says Dropping Acid Before Work Makes You Better At Your Job
Science says start your day off right with a bowl of cereal, a cup of coffee, some fruit, and a blotter of acid.
“Some circles” advise consuming LSD at the start of a workday to increase creativity and productivity. One doctor and a popular Reddit forum said it, so it seems legit.
From Pulse Radio:
Some circles, including a popular Reddit forum, advocate the use of LSD in tiny doses, known as ‘micro-dosing’ and Dr. James Fadiman, who has researched psychedelics throughout his lifetime, claims, “Micro-dosing turns out to be a totally different world. As someone said, the rocks don’t glow, even a little bit.
“Micro-dosing?” Pussies. I dropped three tabs and had the most productive workday of my life. I cranked out fifteen articles, organized my desk, and lined up the TFM girls Instagram posts for the rest of the day — all in the span of six hours.
Then, the acid wore off and I found myself sitting naked in a Wal-Mart parking lot beating a broken computer monitor with a shoe..
[via Pulse Radio]
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10 years ago at 11:02 amAlready had my mid-day work shit, and had no Fail Friday. Drink bleach Intern.
10 years ago at 11:03 amYeah so I’m going to need that fail Friday fucking asap
10 years ago at 11:18 amAlso if I had you as a pledge I would make you sleep at the house every fucking night and there would be no sleep
10 years ago at 11:19 amNot a good plan.
10 years ago at 11:20 amStop skimming through reddits to scrape together an “article”
10 years ago at 11:28 amFuck you intern. I’ve been looking forward all morning to reading Fail Friday on my lunch break and now my lunch break is over. Fuck you
10 years ago at 12:00 pmHaha worst idea Iv ever heard in my entire life…my friends and I couldn’t handle the dining hall let alone a place of business
10 years ago at 12:10 pmWhat does science say about shotgunning a beer before work?
10 years ago at 12:15 pmYou’re so frat. Shotgunning a beer before work, wow. Go be a try hard elsewhere.
10 years ago at 12:16 pmI hope you shit a pinecone fucker
10 years ago at 12:28 pmI hope you shit a pinefucker
10 years ago at 12:29 pmCreating your own word. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmDock Ellis threw a perfect game while on LSD. What more proof do you need?
10 years ago at 6:26 pmCocaine. Cocaine makes you better at your job. And everything else.
10 years ago at 7:42 pm