Uncle just told me to put 15k in his company. Not only will they beat earnings, they also bought their biggest competitor today. No one will find out until next month. Besides me. TFM.

You’re right. Since they can’t track securities fraud online. Dumbass. It’s not frat if you get caught.

Acquisitions are material accounting events and thus disclosed immediately by public companies. Great-grandpa worked on Wall St. to pay the mortgage. I do it to “fit in.”