Having to take the precautionary measure of removing the stove burner knobs before every party. TFM. Dblock14 years ago
State Street Steve I also got drunk and burned my house down due to me trying to make pumpkin pie by throwing the whole damn pumpkin in the stove. Now I live in the dumpster behind Harry’s Chocolate Shop, where I viciously masturbate to all the drunk sorority girls. 14 years ago at 4:18 pm
Day__Drinker Having the pledges put their hands on the stove while you turn it on. TFTC 14 years ago at 11:57 pm
Accepted_to Fill U Following generally accepted safety procedures is my definition of a TFM. You frat on bro! 14 years ago at 8:44 am
Abroham_Drinkin This would indeed be a TFM if it happened in any of the other 50 states. 14 years ago at 6:07 pm
crowan Happened at our house, too. It would’ve been fine if it was one of us who turned it on… 14 years ago at 9:20 am
I also got drunk and burned my house down due to me trying to make pumpkin pie by throwing the whole damn pumpkin in the stove. Now I live in the dumpster behind Harry’s Chocolate Shop, where I viciously masturbate to all the drunk sorority girls.
14 years ago at 4:18 pmNot being allowed to play with fire at parties. NF.
14 years ago at 5:06 pmHaving a gas stove. NF.
14 years ago at 11:11 pmHaving the pledges put their hands on the stove while you turn it on. TFTC
14 years ago at 11:57 pmFollowing generally accepted safety procedures is my definition of a TFM. You frat on bro!
14 years ago at 8:44 amShower-heads too.
14 years ago at 9:57 amThis would indeed be a TFM if it happened in any of the other 50 states.
14 years ago at 6:07 pmHappened at our house, too. It would’ve been fine if it was one of us who turned it on…
14 years ago at 9:20 am