My sock drawer contains adderall, cigarettes, lighters, condoms, money, and 2 pairs of socks. TFM.

  1. TheCommodore

    My wardrobe contains Narnia,
    and the trunk at the end of my bed contains a land with endless vodka.
    But when you open my sock drawer, Jerry Sandusky rapes you and calls it horseplay.

    It’s my favorite drawer.

    14 years ago at 1:51 pm
  2. brother sigma

    Not having dress socks TFM? Believe it or not as much as we love sperrys they are not appropriate for all functions, sometimes you will have to break out the wingtips.

    14 years ago at 6:51 pm