Shameless Staring At Boobs Is Good For Your Health, According To Science
Germany, you’re a weird place, but you occasionally come through in the clutch. Or, in this case, the cleavage. A recent study out of a lab that does research on aging suggests, for health reasons of course, you should spend 10 minutes per day staring (shamelessly, of course) at some double Ds. This is possibly the best boob related news since the invention of the wet t-shirt contest and boob jobs.
The reasoning beind the research is simple: sex-related tension relief is key to maintaining cardiovascular health. Even the simple act of looking at sex-related things is apparently great for your health. As much benefit is gained here as is gained when you spend an average amount of time at the gym. I didn’t know dirty daydreams counted as exercise. Apparently I’m in amazing, Olympian shape.
If you’re over 40, the benefits increase, becoming more important to your health. Remember that when your wife is holding out later in life, guys. Keep that ace up your sleeve, ready to use at all times. Until then, remember to thank your current and future fuck buddies for helping keep your heart healthy. Boobs: saving lives every day.
[via KSFO]
A squeeze a day keeps the cancer away.
13 years ago at 4:40 pmBut what if you’re an ass man?
13 years ago at 4:41 pmWhy did it take scientists over 2000 years to figure this out?
13 years ago at 4:43 pmA better question is how did nobody have your name before?
13 years ago at 9:09 pmYa! Mr. White, Ya! Science !!
13 years ago at 4:44 pmI’m having a hard time deciding if I’d rather fuck Kate Upton or Rebecca “Cunt Punt” Martinson.
13 years ago at 4:45 pmI’d treat both to a nice lobster dinner. Though, after recent events, I’d insist that Kate get a side salad.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmLooks like the strip clubs are going to start getting a lot more business.
13 years ago at 4:45 pmI wonder if your health insurance would cover that as a “Check-Up”
13 years ago at 6:06 pm^
13 years ago at 6:19 pmhttp://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2614/staring.gif
13 years ago at 4:49 pmKids (or at least their parents) on the playground don’t agree with these results
13 years ago at 4:53 pm“Apparently I’m in amazing, Olympian shape.” Hook, line, and sinker; well written WG.
13 years ago at 5:01 pmI was expecting to see more tits.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/85NasXn.jpg Enough tits?
13 years ago at 6:17 pmNot bad pledge, not bad.
13 years ago at 6:23 pm^^whatever you do, don’t look at this picture from the belly down. It’ll make you sad.
13 years ago at 7:34 pm