Shaq Stepped In And Roasted Some Fool Who Bashed LSU’s Ben Simmons On Instagram
Instagram is loaded with little shits who get off on Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition and talking trash to athletes. The vast majority of these pre-pubescent rants go unnoticed in the sea of desperate cries for attention. That’s likely exactly what Instagram user and full-time 13-year-old “htobes23” figured was going to happen last night when he attempted to trash LSU’s superstar freshman. Instead he found himself getting shat on by one of the most well-known athletes in the world.
Here’s Ben Simmons questioning why he chose to waste his one year in college in Baton Rouge. Buried in the comments, somewhere between a middle-aged white man expressing his undying support and a high school senior asking him to prom sits this little gem from our boy.
It went pretty unnoticed. Just as most of the others, htobes likely retreated back to his room to complete some pre-algebra homework and forgot about his comment. Shaq wasn’t pleased with what he saw, though, and stepped in to voice his displeasure in such an eloquent fashion.
Straight out of nowhere. Fucking roasted..
Image via Instagram/@bensimmons25
I would love for Shaq to be my father.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmCuz fuck your dad right?
10 years ago at 4:36 pmI should trademark “Fuck your dad” then sell the T-shirt license to Rowdy Gentleman.
10 years ago at 4:51 pmThen you wouldn’t have a father growing up
10 years ago at 6:01 pmFratty McShaqShaq
10 years ago at 4:34 pmThat reply just made htobes23 the coolest kid in middle school.
10 years ago at 4:34 pmIf I wanted to dress like a man I would be on the man outfitters website not trying to accidentally click the fucking add on here
10 years ago at 4:50 pmNot knowing if you’re the father TblackM
10 years ago at 5:06 pmCaddy Shaq
10 years ago at 5:19 pmShaq, a success despite his horrible writing skills… go capitalism
10 years ago at 5:39 pmHe’s a basketball player, what more do you want from him?
10 years ago at 6:20 pmI wasn’t being sarcastic, although it comes out that way
10 years ago at 3:29 pmhttp://m.crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/shaq-girlfriend-dirty-joke-hamster-banana-picture.png
10 years ago at 6:06 pmIs roasting a 13 year old really worth a post? Lmao, wouldve been funnier if he had hair on his balls.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmShaq certainly did destroy the English language. #actlikethe40yroldyouare
10 years ago at 7:18 pm