Should I Do These Drugs I Found On The Ground?
I’ve never really won anything before, and the last place I would expect to is a bathroom. But as I walked up to the urinal at a grimy bar last night, I happened to look down and found what I think are drugs. I’d won the dive bar lottery.
It’s white powder in a tiny bag. I have no idea what it is. I’d try to figure it out myself, but I’m at the office and I honestly don’t think examining mystery powders at my desk would bode well for me. Jared might see me, and he’s a fucking narc.
Should I do these drugs I found on the floor last night? How do I even figure out what they are? I could give it a smell, but that could accidentally lead to, you know, doing the drugs. I don’t know if this is ketamine, cocaine, or BC powder. I don’t really want to find out the hard way, but then again, it’s 2017. New year, new me, new random floor drugs… right? Isn’t that the saying?
What do you think I should do?.
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Bacon liked drugs and look where it got him, a better job.
9 years ago at 12:46 pmAnd where is he now?
9 years ago at 1:08 pmAnywhere is better than here
9 years ago at 1:21 pmYeah, since I’m heading out, I might as well follow Bacon.
9 years ago at 1:24 pmMy buddy did some coke he found on the sidewalk outside of Pi Phi once. He didn’t die, so I’d say go for it.
9 years ago at 12:49 pmThe fact that you didn’t immediately rail the entire contents of the bag makes me think you’re not emotionally ready to try hard drugs
9 years ago at 12:49 pmI feel like being ill-equipped emotionally is a major gateway to hard drugs. But yeah, sometimes I trust a sketchy guy selling stuff out of his apartment more than the floor when it comes to mystery powder.
9 years ago at 2:37 pmYou have a bag of an unknown substance, and you regularly appear on a podcast. Figure it out
9 years ago at 12:50 pmIf you were still interning, I’d make you take them.
9 years ago at 2:37 pmFind out the fun way
9 years ago at 2:48 pmLet Wally test it. If he dies, it’s no great loss.
9 years ago at 3:27 pm#RIPBacon
9 years ago at 12:52 pm#RIPBoosh
#RIPDannyFatTits
#RIPTFM
Dan is back
9 years ago at 2:05 pmIn what capacity?
9 years ago at 5:50 pma large one
9 years ago at 7:17 pmNobody gives a shit about Harrison.
9 years ago at 2:10 pmPut the drugs in a gallon of bleach and chug it. You’re a grown ass man who should be able to figure out on your own what to do.
Making bold decisions TFM
Acting like a coward and not being able to make decisions without others approval NF
9 years ago at 12:53 pmPlease delete your account
9 years ago at 12:58 pmYour name is gay
9 years ago at 12:59 pmPolo isn’t even classy. It went trashy and ghetto years ago.
9 years ago at 1:33 pmWally should.
9 years ago at 12:54 pmLooks like some blow…. I’d wait till night time, get some hot chicks and go skiing on some tits if you know what I mean.
9 years ago at 12:57 pmThis is just insulting
9 years ago at 12:58 pm