Should I Do These Drugs I Found On The Ground?
I’ve never really won anything before, and the last place I would expect to is a bathroom. But as I walked up to the urinal at a grimy bar last night, I happened to look down and found what I think are drugs. I’d won the dive bar lottery.
It’s white powder in a tiny bag. I have no idea what it is. I’d try to figure it out myself, but I’m at the office and I honestly don’t think examining mystery powders at my desk would bode well for me. Jared might see me, and he’s a fucking narc.
Should I do these drugs I found on the floor last night? How do I even figure out what they are? I could give it a smell, but that could accidentally lead to, you know, doing the drugs. I don’t know if this is ketamine, cocaine, or BC powder. I don’t really want to find out the hard way, but then again, it’s 2017. New year, new me, new random floor drugs… right? Isn’t that the saying?
What do you think I should do?.
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No ragrets. Although, tbh, I think it’s safe to assume it’s cocaine because heroin isn’t used all that much in the college environment. Cocaine is also the better bet cause it’s more common
10 years ago at 1:01 pmHmmm. Drug test kit?
10 years ago at 1:02 pmSell the bag and buy a case of beer
10 years ago at 1:06 pmDo it, pussy.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmDammit i want some coke.
10 years ago at 1:15 pmtake a gummy or smell it. you’ll know if it’s coke
10 years ago at 1:26 pmMight be fentanyl I wouldn’t
10 years ago at 1:57 pmI have a 100% serious question. What happened to Bacon? I’ve been away and didn’t see an article.
10 years ago at 2:29 pmIt was more profitable to keep writers like Wally and sell high schoolers Harambe tshirts than it was to have founding members producing content.
10 years ago at 2:47 pm*the term ‘profitable’ is used lightly
10 years ago at 2:49 pmThis may be the final nail.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmYes
10 years ago at 2:31 pmWhat Happened to Bacon besides being obviously fired??
10 years ago at 3:05 pm