Should I Do These Drugs I Found On The Ground?
I’ve never really won anything before, and the last place I would expect to is a bathroom. But as I walked up to the urinal at a grimy bar last night, I happened to look down and found what I think are drugs. I’d won the dive bar lottery.
It’s white powder in a tiny bag. I have no idea what it is. I’d try to figure it out myself, but I’m at the office and I honestly don’t think examining mystery powders at my desk would bode well for me. Jared might see me, and he’s a fucking narc.
Should I do these drugs I found on the floor last night? How do I even figure out what they are? I could give it a smell, but that could accidentally lead to, you know, doing the drugs. I don’t know if this is ketamine, cocaine, or BC powder. I don’t really want to find out the hard way, but then again, it’s 2017. New year, new me, new random floor drugs… right? Isn’t that the saying?
What do you think I should do?.
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No ragrets. Although, tbh, I think it’s safe to assume it’s cocaine because heroin isn’t used all that much in the college environment. Cocaine is also the better bet cause it’s more common
9 years ago at 1:01 pmHmmm. Drug test kit?
9 years ago at 1:02 pmSell the bag and buy a case of beer
9 years ago at 1:06 pmDo it, pussy.
9 years ago at 1:13 pmDammit i want some coke.
9 years ago at 1:15 pmtake a gummy or smell it. you’ll know if it’s coke
9 years ago at 1:26 pmMight be fentanyl I wouldn’t
9 years ago at 1:57 pmI have a 100% serious question. What happened to Bacon? I’ve been away and didn’t see an article.
9 years ago at 2:29 pmIt was more profitable to keep writers like Wally and sell high schoolers Harambe tshirts than it was to have founding members producing content.
9 years ago at 2:47 pm*the term ‘profitable’ is used lightly
9 years ago at 2:49 pmThis may be the final nail.
9 years ago at 2:59 pmYes
9 years ago at 2:31 pmWhat Happened to Bacon besides being obviously fired??
9 years ago at 3:05 pm