Should I Do These Drugs I Found On The Ground?
I’ve never really won anything before, and the last place I would expect to is a bathroom. But as I walked up to the urinal at a grimy bar last night, I happened to look down and found what I think are drugs. I’d won the dive bar lottery.
It’s white powder in a tiny bag. I have no idea what it is. I’d try to figure it out myself, but I’m at the office and I honestly don’t think examining mystery powders at my desk would bode well for me. Jared might see me, and he’s a fucking narc.
Should I do these drugs I found on the floor last night? How do I even figure out what they are? I could give it a smell, but that could accidentally lead to, you know, doing the drugs. I don’t know if this is ketamine, cocaine, or BC powder. I don’t really want to find out the hard way, but then again, it’s 2017. New year, new me, new random floor drugs… right? Isn’t that the saying?
What do you think I should do?.
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Rumor has it that Bitch Tits got rehired by Grandex. Hoping it’s true.
9 years ago at 3:42 pmThat’s some big news. Humungous, some may say.
9 years ago at 7:18 pmHopefully it’s anthrax
9 years ago at 7:15 pmYes
9 years ago at 7:55 pmI’m laughing just because I can’t figure out why the hell this is even an article
9 years ago at 8:55 pmbuy a CVS drug test fill it with water and put a little powder in it
9 years ago at 9:13 pmDBAP
9 years ago at 9:15 pmSell the “substance” & then proceed to go buy more of so called “substance” that you know is an authentic… “substance”
9 years ago at 11:51 pmYeah, I guess it has been a few months since we’ve had someone associated with a fraternity chew the face off of a poor couple standing in their driveway while on a mystery drug.
9 years ago at 12:41 amWay to pocket that bag Sparky, and then carry it around on you the next day.