1. Henry_Eighth

        I actually read the entire article! You really know how to hold my attention! Maybe if Wally’s columns were only one sentence, I’d read them in their entirety, also.

        8 years ago at 10:07 am
      2. Henry_Eighth

        Technically, it’s one sentence + a sentence fragment. Which 1.5 more sentences of good content than Wally has produced in his life.

        8 years ago at 12:13 pm
      3. BootleggersBoy

        It was really more of a watch than a read, but if writing two sentence articles is the practice you need then I support you 100%

        8 years ago at 10:13 am
      1. JohnMehoff

        A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

        After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”

        “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

        ……….
        Tldnr- Dorn blows seals

        8 years ago at 11:54 am
  1. Northern Fratmosphere

    I mean, let’s be honest. What else are you going to do with a beer and 7 seconds of TV time at a Celtics game?

    8 years ago at 9:16 am
  2. She said she was 18

    Only in muthafuckin Boston. Warms my heart to see the delinquency.

    8 years ago at 1:36 pm