Shoutout To This Celtics Fan Who Made The Absolute Most Of His TV Time
The dead-eyed, beer-drinking zombie who can’t swallow move isn’t a move you’d expect from someone with first row seats, but shooters shoot.
Nailed it!.
The dead-eyed, beer-drinking zombie who can’t swallow move isn’t a move you’d expect from someone with first row seats, but shooters shoot.
Nailed it!.
Great article, Dorn. Really, keep up the good work!
8 years ago at 9:13 amThanks for reading!
8 years ago at 9:25 amHe’s too old for you Dorn. Move along…
8 years ago at 9:43 amI actually read the entire article! You really know how to hold my attention! Maybe if Wally’s columns were only one sentence, I’d read them in their entirety, also.
8 years ago at 10:07 amIt’s two sentences. Kid can’t even count!
8 years ago at 11:45 amTechnically, it’s one sentence + a sentence fragment. Which 1.5 more sentences of good content than Wally has produced in his life.
8 years ago at 12:13 pmIt was really more of a watch than a read, but if writing two sentence articles is the practice you need then I support you 100%
8 years ago at 10:13 amThat’s probably what you look like with jizz dripping down your chin
8 years ago at 9:14 amThat’s never happened to me
8 years ago at 9:26 amYa man, you should already know Dorn swallows
8 years ago at 9:35 amThat’s never happened to you in the past fifteen minutes.
8 years ago at 9:39 amWe all know that it’s what happens to the young boys, not to Dorn himself
8 years ago at 9:54 amGross, dude.
8 years ago at 10:03 amYeah man, what the fuck is your problem? Fucking sicko….
8 years ago at 3:22 pmA vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
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8 years ago at 11:54 amTldnr- Dorn blows seals
God damn that really tickled my laugh box
8 years ago at 1:05 pmI mean, let’s be honest. What else are you going to do with a beer and 7 seconds of TV time at a Celtics game?
8 years ago at 9:16 amChug it
8 years ago at 9:52 amYou should chug some bleach
8 years ago at 10:59 amThis guy fucks
8 years ago at 9:31 amIntimate photos Hillary Clinton appeared in the public domain!
8 years ago at 9:57 amLink – https://goo.gl/XrjZCt
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Ewww
8 years ago at 11:13 amOnly in muthafuckin Boston. Warms my heart to see the delinquency.
8 years ago at 1:36 pmBeing a drunken degenerate TFM
8 years ago at 2:40 pmMassachusetts is the fucking worst.
8 years ago at 2:42 pmShouts to Hubie Brown for somehow still being alive at the age of 112
8 years ago at 12:09 am