Sidewalk Chalk Supporting Trump Sends Emory University Into Hysteria

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This week’s newest addition to the list of schools plagued by moronic protesting: Emory University. As the story goes, students at Emory were severely offended by a number of Pro-Trump messages written in sidewalk chalk around the campus. Yes, sidewalk chalk, not spray paint, not permanent marker, but the stuff you can literally spit on and wipe away.

The group of protesters, which were led by a sophomore named Jonathan Peraza, strolled through campus, crying out about how emotionally impacted they were about the situation. Peraza himself is quoted as screaming “You are not listening! Come speak to us. We are in pain!” outside of the University Administration Building for a solid ten minutes.

From the Emory Wheel:

Roughly 40 students gathered shortly after 4:30 p.m. in the outdoors space between the Administration Building and Goodrich C. White Hall; many students carried signs featuring slogans such as “Stop Trump” or “Stop Hate” and an antiphonal chant addressed to University administration, led by College sophomore Jonathan Peraza, resounded “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” throughout the Quad. Peraza opened the door to the Administration Building and students moved forward towards the door, shouting “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”

Well, “Jonathan,” did you ever think that the administrators in charge of running the whole fucking school have better things to do than to listen to a small group of kids whine about how their feelings are hurt? In fact, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this probably didn’t even cause you any pain whatsoever. You just can’t handle someone having different views than you.

After finally getting the attention of University President James Wagner, students berated him with questions about the incident. One of the more unintelligent questions that was asked: “Why did the swastikas on the AEPi house in Fall 2014 receive a quick response while these chalkings did not?”

Well hmm, let’s think about this for a second. On one hand, we have the anti-Semitic logo of the Third Reich, who was responsible for the murder of 6 million innocent Jews, and on the other we have some comical sidewalk chalk drawings supporting a political figure. I figured the stark differences between the two could be understood by a person who goes to a prestigious school like Emory, since, you know, it’s okay to support a political candidate in this country, but I guess I was wrong.

So, Jonathan and friends, congratulations, the internet as a whole listened to you and your pathetic cries for help. As a result, here are some the responses in the comments section of your article to you in your time of need. I hope you find comfort in them.

“Do any of these idiots realize no one without a vested interest gives a damn about their feelings? Probably not. Rational thought isn’t something they have any acquaintance with.”

“They ran out of crayons and glitter in their safe space.”

“These clowns are never going to make it in the real world.”

“Marginalized by chalk. You make a mockery of real pain.”

or my own personal favorite:

“Get on the train PANSIES – We’re making America fu^&ing great again.”

[via Emory Wheel]

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  1. Kruk

    Once, JUST ONCE, I want one of these university presidents to tell them to stop bitching. When that asshat asked about the swastika, I was them to have a response like you had. Tell them to stop complaining, tell them that freedom of speech goes both ways, and in this case, tell them that they are getting offended by a fucking Crayola chalk drawing.

    You can say that the university president would be afraid of losing their job but I honestly think they wouldn’t. If one person stood up and said that that’s life, they would get backlash from these 40 sorry excuses for Americans but would get the majority support from everyone fed up with all his whinny, “you can’t say that”, BS that everyone has to deal with on a seemingly daily basis now.

    9 years ago at 10:19 am
  2. Bobby Axelrod

    The saddest part is that these kid’s parents probably spent $200k sending them to private school growing up, only so they could end up at a fucking liberal arts college.

    9 years ago at 10:20 am
  3. Vinny the gooch

    Did they forget they are protesting in a state that nominated Trump as the Republican candidate by a landslide..?

    9 years ago at 10:25 am
  4. Call sign_Goose

    The best part about democracy is we have a choice in what leaders we would like in power. The worst part about OUR democracy is that one side of the spectrum gets their fucking feelings hurt by sidewalk chalk enough to where they try to force the rest of a student body and administration to vote for only their candidate. Go to class Peraza.

    9 years ago at 11:23 am
  5. LangeAtHome

    Was the Administration the only ones with access to a hose or buckets and water?

    9 years ago at 11:40 am
  6. Fratam_Wainwright

    Why the fuck would they expect a university to publicly support or criticize a presidential candidate. Getting involved in politics is the last thing that administrations of up to 60000 easily influenced kids should do. And even if it were remotely ethical to have an official candidate, colleges still couldn’t keep people from supporting who they want

    9 years ago at 12:15 pm