Sig Ep President Mike Cocke Takes You On A Tour Of The Mansion They Just Lost To GDIs
I get it, “enough with the Sig Ep shit already.”
I know we’ve covered this saga extensively, and even updated the story from yesterday about their eviction, but there’s just something about a guy named Mike Cocke jovially leading a house tour of the mansion that he and his chapter are unknowingly about to lose that I had to run with. It’s just too good.
I mean look at Mike Cocke’s face here:
The kid’s got it all, so giddy. Just on top of the world. Little does he know it’s about to all come crashing down and get ripped right out of his hands, and not just that remote control — the whole shebang.
Let Mr. Cocke take you on a tour of their brand new $5 million home. Embedding has been disabled, so CLICK HERE to watch the video.
Here are a few of the observations I made while watching:
1. Heather Smart Evans has some serious sex appeal.
2. Right on the golf course. Damn.
3. Mike goes by Michael, but who’s he kidding?
4. This house is ridiculous.
5. Mike Cocke is a little camera shy.
6. Forced and awkward laugh at 1:30 felt forced and awkward.
7. $100 says the girl at 1:57 is below a 4 in the facial region. That’s why she didn’t turn to face the camera.
8. I want that kitchen for my house.
9. Mike Cocke lets us know he doesn’t do any dishes. Power move.
10. Boom. Elevator.
11. VT jersey + no shoes = just got laid.
12. They “lax” in the lawn when a golf course is right outside. Shameful.
13. N64. Solid.
14. At 4:00, hey doofus, your flag is hanging the wrong way. Shape up or ship out.
15. Farewell, Mike Cocke. For good.
The video ends with “Now please, kindly get out of my house”
12 years ago at 2:52 pmLittle did he knows GDIs would be saying that to him very soon…
The kid who hangs the flag wrong is a “big fan” of America
12 years ago at 2:52 pm“When the flag is displayed in a manner other than by being flown from a staff, it should be displayed flat, whether indoors or out. When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag’s own right, that is, to the observer’s left. When displayed in a window it should be displayed in the same way, that is with the union or blue field to the left of the observer in the street. When festoons, rosettes or drapings are desired, bunting of blue, white and red should be used, but never the flag.”
12 years ago at 12:04 pmYou gotta be a special kind of stupid to lose something before you really even have it.
12 years ago at 2:53 pmI was going to tell that asshole to turn his flag around but I guess I don’t have to…
12 years ago at 2:56 pmHow do they not know they are losing their house?
12 years ago at 3:07 pmFilling your book shelves with trophies instead of books. TFM.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmAnd Pokemon cards apparently
12 years ago at 3:25 pmAfter viewing this shameful attempt at emulating one of my junior high past times, Cribs, I feel no pity for the Virginia Tech Sig Ep chapter. My frustrations come from endless sources within this video, but I will touch on the three that really rocked my boat.
First, the fact that this chapter even humored the notion of their Greek Life Director making an appearance in this video is punishable. If that wasn’t enough, their “community” was branded with a such a loose butt hole suburban title that totally avoids everything a Greek Community should stand for.
Moving on, I have to assume that this Sig Ep chapter picked its most suited ambassadors to take part in this video. If that collection of “fraternity men” represents the top tier of their chapter, I doubt they would even be able to fill their five million dollar house anyways.
Lastly, when given a limited amount of time to show off your new fratpad, please for the love of all things fraternal use your time wisely. In this case, the Sig Eps chose to show off Pokemon cards, a “Smash Room” where no sexual activity takes place, and a “party basement” which i’m sure has never tested it’s 400 person capacity… no wonder their house was build in the fourth phase.
Initially I was alarmed and disgusted by the news headline posted today, but after some investigation I have arrived at a conclusion which would never even broach the boarders of my cognitive ability previously; HAVE AT IT GEEDS!
12 years ago at 4:22 pmThere is something about this that makes me want to rip off your head and take a shit down your neck
12 years ago at 7:44 pmAfter a little research, it looks like the video was made by a student at tech for a class. This was not created by the fraternity or VT Greek Life. You should take a chill pill, you’re going to pull a muscle trying from trying so hard
12 years ago at 2:42 pm^ Save your fingers. Lap taken
12 years ago at 3:19 pmMissed the reply button there champ, have another on the house.
12 years ago at 6:07 pmWell thats just like, your opinion man.
12 years ago at 3:20 amThese guys are clueless in everyone aspect of life and thought they were way too clever.
12 years ago at 5:04 pmWell that was embarrassing to say the least
12 years ago at 5:07 pmAwesome username.
12 years ago at 8:12 pmI love “Americas Best Tasting Beer.”
That’s all.
I expected Mike Cocke to be a bit bigger.
12 years ago at 5:10 pmSounds like a personal problem.
12 years ago at 7:40 am