The annual Drunk vs. High football game. TFM.

14 years ago
    7. NobleDeBROtie1856

      California is 45% Republican. Only San Francisco and West Hollywood are unbearable.

      14 years ago at 8:23 pm
    11. DILF

      Reagan was the governor and had his own ranch in Santa Barbra. Calirfornia was where he went to retire.

      14 years ago at 2:19 am
    5. FreedomFratting

      Drunks are overconfident and under-coordinated. Highs are under-motivated and overthinking. It’s a lose-lose

      14 years ago at 3:12 pm
  5. Fraterick Southgate

    This is an easy win for the Drunks. They won’t feel any pain, while the high team will see about 30 players instead of 11 against them and will trip out.

    14 years ago at 4:22 pm
    7. LeFrat_James

      I believed you until right after the comma in pain… What kind of laced marijuana are you smoking, boy?

      14 years ago at 12:58 am
    8. jhawkp33

      This Is kind of sad… Or a better question what kind of weed are you smoking? Hallucinating on weed… TFTC?

      14 years ago at 4:10 pm
    4. Teddy__Brosevelt

      Your – Possessive pronoun. (Belonging to you.)
      You’re – Contraction of “you are.”

      Dammit. It’s not a difficult fucking concept.

      14 years ago at 7:27 pm
    10. NobleDeBROtie1856

      Weed is for 7th graders and hippies. There is nothing cool about being a fucking stoner loser that gets high and watches cartoons all day. This is opposed to alcohol, which makes you be loud, hilarious, promiscuous, and inclined to get into fights. Which do you think is frattier?

      Dumbass.

      14 years ago at 3:38 am
      3. Sure Why Not

        If alcohol “makes” you hilarious you are probably the guy who everyone hates to be around when he is drunk. You do stupid shit, tell retarded jokes, and more than likely think you have to be practically cuddling to speak to someone. Personally, I hate you.

        14 years ago at 11:22 am
      4. jhawkp33

        Could not have said it betters myself– there is absolutely nothing better than smoking a nice fat blunt to kill the hangover while sitting on the couch watching football, and to clarify if it is a game day. There is nothing better than waking up, smoking a nice fat blunt and going to wreak havoc on those nerds/GDIs y’all speak off

        14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    12. KappaSigCU

      not everyone sits on the couch and masturbates to cartoons and cheetos when they get high thats called a stereotype. Persons with ADD or ADHD actually hyperfocus on certain tasks after smoking and since a shit ton of people have ADD or ADHD i believe this stereotype focuses on a minority. but not gonna lie, sometimes i do just glue myself to the couch

      14 years ago at 12:06 pm
    13. NobleDeBROtie1856

      1) helping people hyper concentrate is what Adderall and Vyvanse are for. Coincidentally, those are fun to drink on and a staple of any fraternity (or the good ones, at least). Nobody smokes weed to concentrate.

      2) If you were anything like the people this site was written for, you would understand what I mean by alcohol making drinkers hilarious. I don’t give a shit what GDI nerds such as yourself think of me, especially when I’m drunk, so when I run around campus on game day breaking things and yelling at nerds/the opposing team’s fans, I am being hilarious as far as my brothers and I are concerned. Odds are, the people that find heavy drinkers annoying are the ones that suck too bad to find friends awesome enough to black out with. Coincidentally, you are probably in middle or high school and are a virgin.

      14 years ago at 5:48 pm
    15. NobleDeBROtie1856

      If either of you retards knew anything about weed, you would know that sitting on the couch is EXACTLY what it makes you do. You watch TV and struggle to order takeout food and then go pick it up. That is what you do when you spend all day smoking. That is fucking gay.

      Also, if you don’t think adderall and vyvanse are not fratty then you, sir, are either a fucking idiot or in a bottom-feeder shit-sucking fraternity (a description that describes the majority of DTD chapters, mind you).

      14 years ago at 9:32 pm
    16. SterlingArcher

      So NobleDeBROtie, it’s only “FaF” if you and your cronies enjoy doing it. Does that make fisting FaF? Literally everything you just said about alcohol can be applied to weed, it affects different people differently. I’m sorry you can’t function while high, everyone I know can control their high enough to function and still have a blast. It’s the 21st century, this is not 1930s Reefer Madness. Alcohol and marijuana both have earned their place as the top drugs of choice.

      14 years ago at 2:09 am