Bulk discount rate at the Monteleone in New Orleans for the meeting every April. Shares are presented to blood descendants on their 18th birthday. No spouses.
I see how this could make you rich as fuck. But how exactly does this make you fratty? There is no mention of getting fucked up, fraternity brothers, hazing pledges. Its not really a frat move. You could be the nerdiest little fucker in the world and still go with your grandpa to his shareholder’s meeting. In fact you probably are if you really think we should be jealous of your road trip.
This Saturday, Qwest Center, Omaha, on the floor, front and center. TotalShareholderMove.
13 years ago at 10:26 pmBulk discount rate at the Monteleone in New Orleans for the meeting every April. Shares are presented to blood descendants on their 18th birthday. No spouses.
13 years ago at 12:13 amI see how this could make you rich as fuck. But how exactly does this make you fratty? There is no mention of getting fucked up, fraternity brothers, hazing pledges. Its not really a frat move. You could be the nerdiest little fucker in the world and still go with your grandpa to his shareholder’s meeting. In fact you probably are if you really think we should be jealous of your road trip.
13 years ago at 12:30 amThis is fratty because the author is in a fraternity (assumedly). End of discussion.
13 years ago at 2:08 amNot even true
13 years ago at 3:05 pmYou could own 100 shares of a company that’s worth $4 a share and still be invited to the shareholders meeting.
13 years ago at 1:02 amYea but you wouldn’t go, dumbass
13 years ago at 9:42 amThis sounds boring as fuck dude…
13 years ago at 1:29 amGoing with your grandfather and 4 year old cousin to go collect welfare. TFTC
13 years ago at 1:33 amThis is going to get roasted unnecessarily, but I want to say I laughed my ass off.
13 years ago at 2:09 amI remember my first sarcastic post on TFM
13 years ago at 9:52 amRoad trips. NF
13 years ago at 3:07 pm