"Are you free tomorrow?" Of course I am this is America. TFM.

  1. Kleon

    coming from texas, the “most american” state in the country. Go take a lap and secede

    13 years ago at 7:03 pm
    1. Frattapalooza

      Texas, only state to actually come up with a way to not be subject to Obama’s miserable bullshit… might be on to something

      13 years ago at 9:21 am
    1. Year Around Frat

      Britain is the motherland for most of us. America gaining our independence is like us telling our parents we don’t need their help anymore after we graduate.

      13 years ago at 8:50 pm
    2. ItJustComesFratural

      We didn’t “get” our freedom from the British. Our forefathers won it with blood, sweat, tears, and the type of attitude that anyone who calls them self an American should strive to emulate.

      13 years ago at 1:22 am
    3. TotalKillerEpsilon

      Year Around Frat,
      I’m a man of few words, and what I say, I have thought out very carefully. So read this, and realize I will not repeat myself.

      Go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 10:01 am
    4. Bob Barker is my bro

      ^After watching that video does anyone else want to start another war with the British?
      Oh and Year Around Frat go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 12:25 pm
    5. Year Around Frat

      My ancestors fought on both sides of the war. If you are a WASP then you love America of course and then look to England as the land of your ancestors who came to settle this great nation. Not really a hard concept to understand. We simply became England and then upgraded it to more badassery.

      13 years ago at 2:58 pm
  2. TriSlampiece

    I’d go home with any man to use an American pick up line like this one. TSM.

    12 years ago at 2:46 pm