Snapchat Story Chronicles Drunkest Kid Ever As He Takes Punches To The Gut, Stumbles Around Town, Professes Bernie Hatred
When you spot the drunkest brother at the party stumbling around, spilling his drink on people, eating pizza off the floor, and asking heavy girls if he can “suck their boob,” don’t you wish you could have someone follow him around all night documenting his actions? Lucky for us, one guy did just that. He Snapchatted his friend — who was probably the drunkest human alive while all of this was going down — as he bumbled around town. Then he sent the results to us.
Watch as he cuts rug on the dance floor, takes a few punches to the gut, professes his hatred for Bernie Sanders, then grabs a quick snack at the vending machines before bed — all while rocking at least a 0.3 BAC.
Absolutely amazed he didn’t get arrested. Respect..
Where’s your post-podcast version, Boosh?
9 years ago at 3:05 pmI give him credit. He probably woke up with an 7.3 magnitude headache this morning
9 years ago at 5:15 pmLooks like a standard Thursday night.
9 years ago at 3:09 pmBut did he take those shoes off?
9 years ago at 3:21 pmWell at least he got something right. Bernie does suck.
9 years ago at 3:24 pm“Drunkest kid ever” now that’s a bold statement
9 years ago at 3:43 pmDon’t be a boner, you’re nitpicking.
9 years ago at 3:51 pmThis guy is alright, typical binge here.
9 years ago at 4:32 pmI miss Syracuse
9 years ago at 4:52 pmLooks like the cerebral palsy scene in the wolf of wall street.
9 years ago at 7:45 pm“Bernie is fucked dude”
9 years ago at 8:32 pmDrunkest kid ever? That’s a bold statement Busch
9 years ago at 11:27 pm