Someone Stole 10,000 Bottles Of Whiskey
Would you rather have $10,000 or 10,000 bottles of liquor? For someone in South Carolina, this is a very serious question.
After 884 cases of Chicken Cock Whiskey went missing, the company’s owner, Matti Anttila, offered a $10,000 reward for the intact return of more than 10,000 bottles of liquor. According to Anttilla, the whiskey has a retail value of over $200,000.
The bottles of the 86-proof whiskey, which were in the trailer of an 18-wheeler, were stolen at a truck stop in Florence, South Carolina while being transported to the company’s Texas-based distributor. This is purely speculative on my part, but I’m pretty sure that means someone in a truck came and stole the trailer while the driver was in the truck stop taking a dump. It seems to me like this was a premeditated crime and could even be an inside job.
Think about it. You’d have to know where the truck was going, when it was leaving, and what its contents were. A random person off the street isn’t just going to snag a random trailer from the parking lot of a truck stop and drive off with it. Honestly, this sounds like some Smokey and the Bandit shit to me.
Though the truck cab was later found, the whereabouts of the trailer and its contents are still unknown. One thing is for sure. Someone out there has a lot of whiskey on their hands and a BAC over .30.
[via WLTX.com]
This SONOFABITCH would go through hell if that was my Liquor
12 years ago at 2:43 pmI feel as if you were expecting this account to take off a lot more than it has.
12 years ago at 11:12 am^This guys comment stole the show.
12 years ago at 11:30 amIts a good thing chicken cock whisky tastes like complete shit or else this would be a travesty
12 years ago at 2:44 pm*whiskey
12 years ago at 2:45 pmnot to be an asshole, but depending on the part of the country you’re from, Whiskey or Whisky can be acceptable spelling. ignorance is nf
12 years ago at 8:18 pmSo they’re offering 10,000 dollars for the return of liquor valued at 200,000 dollars? Good luck Anttilla, you’ll need it.
12 years ago at 2:45 pmI’m not much of a mathematician, but $200,000 sounds like a lot more than $10,000
12 years ago at 2:50 pmWho would steal 30 bag lunches?
12 years ago at 3:14 pmI’ll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch!
12 years ago at 3:45 pmI’ll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch
12 years ago at 3:46 pmIs this Rylan or Faig? Ben is my third guess.
12 years ago at 5:09 pmfuck noo to all of that
12 years ago at 6:18 pmWas expecting a ‘Chicken Cock’ joke somewhere in there…
12 years ago at 4:25 pmDamn that’s a bunch of chicken shit.
12 years ago at 4:53 pmIt sounds to me that a fraternity is going to have one hell of a rush week next semester in South Carolina
12 years ago at 5:17 pmThis accrued in my home town. Now if anyone sees the bottle anywhere they assume it was stolen b/c ive never seen anybody drink it otherwise.
12 years ago at 8:54 pm