Sorority Girl Puts Hilarious Hidden Message On Bottom Of Painted Cooler

The Facebook group “The Cooler Connection” is every sorority girl’s go-to resource when it comes to getting both cooler inspiration and assistance. It also serves as a spot for the gals to show off the fruit of their arduous labor so that at least someone will actually appreciate it instead of just saying “thanks, babe” before pushing their head down to crotch level avec Dennis Reynolds.

I’m a member of the Facebook group because #content, and it’s times like these that said membership pays off. Check out the hidden message this sorority girl snuck onto the bottom of her date’s cooler.


This is a conspiracy theory I can actually get behind. If you’re not the ZK, why can’t you prove it, Ted? WHY?

Keep your eyes peeled this formal season, guys. Your date might be trying to pull a fast one on you.

Image via The Cooler Connection

  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    A wanted serial killer, an orange, a woman responsible forAmerican deaths, and a socialist are leading the presidential polls. Just a weird ducking election

    8 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. Fratolina

      Along with an Alpha Sig who’s staying in the Rae even though no one votes for him

      8 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. BooBooBoozer

      Because when you put the cooler on the ground its on the bottom so you can’t see it. Hope that helps

      8 years ago at 12:25 pm
  2. Fratold Swanson

    Did you get paid for this? This “article” is literally 143 words. 143.

    8 years ago at 11:32 pm
      1. Blackout Phrasing

        Shouldn’t you be at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean…laps for America

        8 years ago at 7:37 am