This Sorority Video Is Far More Terrifying Than The ADPi “Gates Of Hell” Chant

SteveHolt10 years ago

It’s been a little over a week since Texas’ ADPi chapter went viral for a video that has been universally jeered for being horrifying, but I’m willing to bet you’ll find that this sorority video is far more terrifying than anything you’ve ever seen before.

This sadistic chant comes to us by way of Twitter. Don’t let the innocent cover photo fool you: This shit is scary as hell.

I have only seen something like this once: When my uncle Eddie dragged me to his backwoods church in rural Georgia and a bunch of members started speaking in tongues. I had nightmares for days after that. I expect that some of those nightmares will return.

I am so ready for rush to be over so every girl can just go back to normal. My Facebook feed is currently unbearable.

Sorority rush could take a lesson or two from fraternity rush, which is awesome.

“Hey do you like beer?”

“Yeah.”

“And sports?”

“Yeah.”

“Cool. Want to drink this beer with me?”

“Yeah.”

“Nice.”

It’s the most efficient rush process ever.

We only have a few more weeks of this madness, thank the Lord. Let’s tone down the weird chants, ladies. Or let’s at least turn off our cameras when we do them..

[via Twitter]