The only thing worst that saying “first” is to say it in a language other than English. Hopefully Walter White gets ahold you with some hydrochloric acid.
Shoot, I burnt my hand with that stuff the other week in lab. A drop barely nicked my hand and it felt like a bee sting for a few days. HCl is no joke fellas.
Coming in first on your school’s intramural league sportsmanship rating because everyone who rated you is well aware of your murderous, torturous ways as well as your short temper and vast amount of resources which allow you avoid getting punished by authorities, then celebrating by killing a 1-week-old panda at a national zoo. TottoM
How about you calm down, pour yourself a drink, and take the week off. I know, the first round of tests makes me angry too. I mean shoot, at least take that anger out on a pledge. They deserve it.
Ah FIRSTpostOX, so nice of you to give me feedback. Perhaps you and I should play a little game? From this point onwards each and every time you fail to post “first” on anything that is put up on this website, I will track down a member of your family, kill them, and send their left hand to you with one single finger pointed up to remind you of your failure to be number 1. If you should run out of family members then the rules will change a bit. Instead, for each of your failures, I will burn down a OX house. This game will continue until your family and the OX fraternity have been completely decimated or until you die. Good luck 🙂
Primero
13 years ago at 3:05 pmThe only thing worst that saying “first” is to say it in a language other than English. Hopefully Walter White gets ahold you with some hydrochloric acid.
13 years ago at 3:51 pm^Hydroflouric. Laps.
13 years ago at 4:20 pmTag team?
13 years ago at 5:42 pm^^Walter White, is that you?
13 years ago at 7:00 pmHydrochloric acid is also a thing
13 years ago at 8:31 pmShoot, I burnt my hand with that stuff the other week in lab. A drop barely nicked my hand and it felt like a bee sting for a few days. HCl is no joke fellas.
13 years ago at 8:41 pmFrat on, team.
13 years ago at 3:14 pm^
13 years ago at 3:47 pm^^
13 years ago at 7:01 pmIt’s a TFM.
13 years ago at 3:25 pmWhat’s your name, boy?
13 years ago at 4:05 pmWomen are objects
13 years ago at 4:23 pmThat’s a sleazy thing to say.
13 years ago at 4:34 pmOnly a asshole would say that
13 years ago at 5:23 pmWho Shot Ya?
13 years ago at 5:45 pmTeam TD celebration dances FaF
13 years ago at 5:26 pm#TeamSwag #TeamAVIisMe #TeamBelowAveragePenisLength
13 years ago at 6:11 amComing in first on your school’s intramural league sportsmanship rating because everyone who rated you is well aware of your murderous, torturous ways as well as your short temper and vast amount of resources which allow you avoid getting punished by authorities, then celebrating by killing a 1-week-old panda at a national zoo. TottoM
13 years ago at 5:26 pmHow about you calm down, pour yourself a drink, and take the week off. I know, the first round of tests makes me angry too. I mean shoot, at least take that anger out on a pledge. They deserve it.
13 years ago at 6:07 pmAh FIRSTpostOX, so nice of you to give me feedback. Perhaps you and I should play a little game? From this point onwards each and every time you fail to post “first” on anything that is put up on this website, I will track down a member of your family, kill them, and send their left hand to you with one single finger pointed up to remind you of your failure to be number 1. If you should run out of family members then the rules will change a bit. Instead, for each of your failures, I will burn down a OX house. This game will continue until your family and the OX fraternity have been completely decimated or until you die. Good luck 🙂
13 years ago at 6:40 pm^TsawM
13 years ago at 6:40 pm^^ Good luck finding an Omicron Chi house
13 years ago at 6:55 pm^^^ Your account:
13 years ago at 6:59 pm^YES!
13 years ago at 7:02 pm^^NO
13 years ago at 7:12 pmHey man, I’m the original “family murderer” on this website…. Good to see you have your head on straight. Frat on.
13 years ago at 8:33 pmWhoops…
13 years ago at 8:51 pmhttp://news.yahoo.com/1-week-old-panda-cub-dies-national-zoo-163740820–abc-news-topstories.html
^^haha pretty clever you sum bitch. Good job.
13 years ago at 9:24 pmReply button fucked me. Laps taken.
13 years ago at 9:25 pm^^^^
13 years ago at 11:38 amTfratM
13 years ago at 6:40 pmIs that what the F stands for? Shit, I think I’ve been on the wrong site this whole time…
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13 years ago at 8:09 pmDo you follow back?
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13 years ago at 1:20 amA clear solution indeed
13 years ago at 10:55 am