South Carolina Sorority Council Lifts Ban On Members Drinking At Tailgates (With A Few Caveats)

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It was an absolute debacle at the University of South Carolina on Tuesday when Sorority Council announced that members would be banned from all alcohol-related social events until October 1, including this Saturday’s tailgate for the first home game of the season.

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Pictured: President of the South Carolina Sorority Council

In wake of the blowback, including a petition which garnered thousands of signatures, the Sorority Council met with the Fraternity Council to come up with an agreement.

Sorority members are once again free to get their drink on during the football game this Saturday. However, there are a handful of stipulations, including a six beer per person maximum, but nothing y’all can’t work around.

This is a great day, Carolina. This is your Tianamen Square. Your Salt March. You stood up to your oppressors, raised a red Solo cup, and said, “I’m going to drink all of this, and then I’m going to get another.”

Tailgate season is back, motherfuckers.

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  1. GreekLaw

    Note that they did not indicate the size of the 6 beers allowed. Time to break out the 40s.

    8 years ago at 12:11 pm
  2. SharkWeekTFM

    “Sorority Council Changes Their Mind and Goes Beers Out for Harambe.” TFM’s Original headline for this article.

    8 years ago at 12:20 pm
  3. Coolnamewastaken

    Let me guess, dudes quit texting and started chatting up other women, panic set in and the idea was dropped. The whole “compromise” is just an attempt to save face. Note to the sorority women of USC: Apparently you can’t control men. But you can be replaced.

    8 years ago at 12:22 pm
  4. prex8390

    Checks and balances. You’re not gonna drink with us? That’s fine I’ll just text your hot roommate who isn’t in a house instead to come party, she has no rules to follow but her own.

    8 years ago at 12:25 pm
  5. Gun_Slinger

    When they say “Sober Monitor”, I read that as a brother who has had less than 12 beers over 4 hours.

    8 years ago at 1:19 pm
  6. Drunk Chris Berman

    The sorority council should realized this was a fucked idea from the start.

    8 years ago at 1:22 pm
  7. James Grossweiner

    Little typo in that first paragraph.
    The Cocks were getting waxed by Mississippi State on September 10th.

    8 years ago at 5:53 pm