Waking up from a blackout with a band-aid on something clearly needing stitches. TFM.

  1. fuckingyoursister

    Solid. I don’t really know what the fuck got into everyone today, but these posts have been the funniest in months.

    13 years ago at 11:19 am
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      Had at least three of these, and a broken nose. I agree the TFM’s are getting better. Anyone wake up with a real crazy injury?

      13 years ago at 1:50 pm
    2. TotalFratBro

      I still can’t lift my left arm from blacking out a few weeks ago.

      As for the quality of posts, must be in response to the “Summer Halftime Report.” Frat on!

      13 years ago at 1:53 pm
    3. Frat_Gamma_Delta

      Woke up with a burn on my leg from at atv that I vaguely remember flipping. Also, strange pain in my left hip.

      13 years ago at 2:17 pm
    4. SigmaNuRager

      Cut my bottom lip all the way across shotgunning bud heavy on the 4th. Refused to get stitches but was told i won the shotgun

      13 years ago at 3:18 pm
    5. Slick Back Frat

      I can’t beat that, well except that I actually have a true story. Woke up with an acid burn covering my entire elbow, I also had holes burned though my shirt and pants. Apparently we blacked out at the bars an came back and decided to mess shit up with “liquid fire.”

      13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    6. Bropenhagen Long Cut

      Found me in the middle of a country road trying to stand up with my femur sticking out of my thigh. Life flighted, where I got a titanium rod in my leg. Oh, and three stitches in my face and a chipped front tooth.

      13 years ago at 4:13 pm
    7. IHSFrat1855

      I fell off a fence and landed on some brick ledge real wasted, not blacked out because I remember it but very close. Went to spring break the next day and came back a week later still hurting like shit. Went to the doctor and it turned out I broke 2 ribs. price you pay for partying I guess.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    8. Fratrick Brochanan

      I’ve broken a telephone pole. Rolled the frathoe on impact…I walked away with a nosebleed from the airbag.

      13 years ago at 4:58 pm
    9. Fratrick Brochanan

      Ah…to be honest I can’t determine if the nosebleed was attributed to the airbag or the blow

      13 years ago at 10:16 pm
    10. HydroBROmic Acid

      Woke up with a partially snapped-off penis, only hanging on its base by a flap of skin. Put some wood glue on it the next day. Can’t feel a thing in the tip right now, but the slam said it works fine.

      13 years ago at 11:58 pm
    11. brostock

      Woke up once without skin on my palms. I think I jumped off a fence or something cus there were bits of gravel embedded in the flesh.

      13 years ago at 5:11 pm
    12. Performance FratGear

      I woke up in a Vegas villa missing a tooth and my best friend, married a hooker, found a baby, and had a tiger in my bathroom. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 7:48 pm
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    “dude, you really need to go get stitches bad”…”the fucking party JUST started!”…”no dude your face is covered in blood, and it won’t stop bleeding, and i think i can see your skull.”…”fuck, hide my beer I’ll be back in a few”… what a night, but I did learn that scarring injuries are magnets for sorostitute “nurses”, the combination of percocet, cold beer, and blowjobs is a wonderful thing

    13 years ago at 5:29 pm